Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the theatre... Chris, CW, and Seth - that uproarious trio from "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)" - boldly go where few would dare: Tinseltown.

These bad boys of abridgment take on America's largest cultural and economic export (well, except for weapons) in this seriously silly showbiz satire. Giving Hollywood more than just a nip and tuck, the Shakespeare boys cut through the clutter of celluloid to condense 186 of the greatest films of all time into 97 minutes.

Enjoy film spoofs, wickedly horrendous star impersonations, and a complete compilation of classic cinematic cliches - plus a few brand new cliches they just made up.

Summit Daily News
"Backstage Theatre opens summer season with Completely Hollywood"
By Aaron Bible
June 22, 2012

"...The performance is packed with rapid costume changes, wise cracks, loads of props and leg-slapping short renditions of approximately 186 Hollywood films, told with just three actors in two acts over 97 minutes..."

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He Said/She Said Critiques
"Interview: Willard, Maisel, and Boeckx Get 'Completely' Silly"
Written with the help of Lindsey Wagner
June 22, 2012

"Is it possible for theatre to be dangerous? Not in the sense of it being politically controversial or socially risky, but where the audience strains its face muscles smiling or falls out of their seats with laughter?..."

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